Dwight: [voice over as people rush to sneeze on Dwight] The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this. Maybe they have something against living forever.The Office Season 7 Episode 7: “Christening”
It wouldn’t be a normal episode if Dwight wasn’t doing the opposite to everybody else. Remember the time he tried to train his feet to work like fingers? Or how about the time when he didn’t take one single second for a break? Thankfully, in most of these cases, his good friend (or mortal enemy depending on the day) Jim was always there to call him out. We don’t know about you but if someone sneezed on our food, we definitely wouldn’t be eating it!
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