From the episode 'Dinner Party' Michael and Jan fight over Michael's vasectomy procedures.
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Michael Scott’s Vasectomy Quote (Snip Snap!)

Michael: When I said that I wanted to have kids and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then, when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn’t so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed?

And then when you said you definitely didn’t want kids, who had it reversed back? Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! I did! You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!

Season 4 Episode 13: “Dinner Party”

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Oh, Jan and Michael sure knew when to pick their moments. After they spent weeks and weeks cornering Jim and Pam into attending, we should have known that it was doomed from the start. Dubious music choices, revelations of reverse vasectomies and a plasma tv getting destroyed, all of these events were but the tip of the iceberg in this glorious, dark comedy special. At 22 minutes long, we only wish that it lasted longer (that’s what she said).

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