The Office Quiz: Can You Finish These Michael Scott Quotes?

Dundie creator. Smooth talking ladies man. And the world’s best boss, it can only be – Michael Scott. From falling into a Koi pond to hitting his employee with a car, his actions never fail to make us laugh!

While there’s no doubt these rank up there as some of his funniest moments, special attention deserves to be paid to his comedic timing (or lack of) and the numerous quotes we’re treated to.

The rules: Simply finish the incomplete Michael Scott quotes. Pretty easy, right? Only true fans of “The Office” will be able to score better than 13/18 on this quiz. Otherwise, prepare to get:

Boom. Roasted!

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  • Question of

    “When the son of the deposed king of _______ emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “Well, well, well, ________.”

    • n
    • 3
    • 4
    • No
  • Question of

    “It takes you thirty seconds to brush your teeth? Wow that’s ______ times as long as it takes me.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time __________. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have _______, I do it myself.

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “I am _______ , always.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and ______.”

    • No
    • 3
    • 4
    • Yes
  • Question of

    “The worst thing about prison was the ________.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “I guess the attitude that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second and probably a ________ third.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    It’s simply beyond words. ___________.”

    • No
    • Yes
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    Why don’t I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard. _________. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job.

    • No
    • Yes
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    It’s a pimple, _______ . Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • h
    • j
  • Question of

    “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of ______.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 4
    • 3
  • Question of

    “You know what they say ‘Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice… _______’”

    • Yes
    • No
    • d
    • d
  • Question of

    “I tried to talk to Toby and be friends. But that is like trying to be friends with ___.”

    • No
    • 23
    • Yes
    • h
  • Question of

    “Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don’t you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow ___.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • c
    • b
  • Question of

    “Mo’ ___, mo’ problems.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • f
  • Question of

    “Oh God, my mind is ____.”

    • Yes
    • 3
    • No
    • j

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