The Office Quiz: Can You Finish These Michael Scott Quotes?

  • Question of

    “When the son of the deposed king of _______ emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “Well, well, well, ________.”

    • n
    • 3
    • 4
    • No
  • Question of

    “It takes you thirty seconds to brush your teeth? Wow that’s ______ times as long as it takes me.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time __________. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have _______, I do it myself.

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “I am _______ , always.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and ______.”

    • No
    • 3
    • 4
    • Yes
  • Question of

    “The worst thing about prison was the ________.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    “I guess the attitude that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second and probably a ________ third.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    It’s simply beyond words. ___________.”

    • No
    • Yes
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    Why don’t I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard. _________. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job.

    • No
    • Yes
    • 3
    • 4
  • Question of

    It’s a pimple, _______ . Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • h
    • j
  • Question of

    “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of ______.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 4
    • 3
  • Question of

    “You know what they say ‘Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice… _______’”

    • Yes
    • No
    • d
    • d
  • Question of

    “I tried to talk to Toby and be friends. But that is like trying to be friends with ___.”

    • No
    • 23
    • Yes
    • h
  • Question of

    “Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don’t you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow ___.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • c
    • b
  • Question of

    “Mo’ ___, mo’ problems.”

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • f
  • Question of

    “Oh God, my mind is ____.”

    • Yes
    • 3
    • No
    • j

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